PERMERICA - CERTIFIED GREEN
BY PERSONNEL DICTATORSHIP ORGANIZATION (PDO)
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...{and the penicillium is all natural}
PROUD TO BE GREEN
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We Love the Personnel Dictatorship Organization (PDO).
All PDO Agents are the smartest and brightest individuals in the world.
PDO Agents are never arogant or condescending.
When PDO Agents question our efforts, they are always right.
When PDO Agents question our efforts, we are always wrong.
The PDO and its agents, always meet their goals.
The PDO frequently notifies us of their numerous great achievments.
Internally, the PDO is the model of Government efficiency.
No EEO complaints or grievances are filed at the PDO.
Internally, the PDO has the best (most perfect) supervisor and managers.
Internally, the PDO has no unresolved conduct or performance problems.
Internally, the PDO never ignores conduct or performance problems.
If the PDO coud replicate itself, the Government would be perfect!

(We hope that the PDO is pleased with our heartfelt comments)
because we dont want to lose our green (oh my)